dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

(Source: fake, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

ghostslostinwhatever:

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

fvckpvssy:

“We all have a someone we fucking don’t want to let go.”

— Hedonist Poet (via hedonistpoet)

(Source: iwasapoetonce)

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i realized that “oh neptune” in Spongebob means “oh god” because Neptune is the god of the sea

(via oknope)